OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS
AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND
I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED
THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.
SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.
We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.
THAT WAS ONE TIME
HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.
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(Source: sacramonealicia, via leonard-cohen-the-second)
no see lesbians are not more accepted than gay men they’re more sexualized please do not get those 2 things confused
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| Capricorn: | wow you pissed me off so I'm going to sulk in silence and snap if spoken to |
|---|---|
| Aquarius: | YOU MADE ME UPSET IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD /melts into a dramatic heap |
| Pisces: | I'M GONNA FUCKING THROW THINGS. LIKE THE BIGGEST TANTRUM. YOU HAVE -EVER- SEEN. |
| Aries: | WOW I'M SO MAD for like a second. What's for dinner? |
| Taurus: | BRB SMASHING HEADLONG THROUGH A WALL TO KILL YOU |
| Gemini: | Oh, I'm not mad. Wait. YES I FUCKING AM. Okay maybe not. BUT THEN AGAIN-- |
| Cancer: | ...oh. I'm angry. But you'll never know. Tillit'stoolate. Cookie? |
| Leo: | /INDISCERNIBLE NOISES OF RAGE |
| Virgo: | how could you do this to me. how. HOW??? Get out of my life. No wait baby come back... |
| Libra: | Passively plotting your demise. |
| Scorpio: | This'll only sting for a second. Unlike my wounds which'll bleed FOREVER and you'll never hear the end of it. WHIIIINE |
| Sagittarius: | I have to leave before I kill someone. Bye! |
(Source: shavingryansprivates, via aclearnightinjune)
(Source: formsydetails, via landoflesbians)
dont ask me about my favorite characters because i will literally tell you their entire storyline and cry
(Source: mermaidsandmisandry, via lwordobsession)
